Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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