listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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