i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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