seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
it's great music for shaving your balls
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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