I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
