Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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