very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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