i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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