We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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