dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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