hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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