You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
