Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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