THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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