I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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