Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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