I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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