Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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