what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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