I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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