I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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