Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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