So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
