So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize