The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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