People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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