Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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