if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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