I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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