i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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