I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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