Tell her she can't have a vagina
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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