We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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