ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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