I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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