just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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