how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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