Whod you bang
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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