singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
dude. I can hear the air.
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