im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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