Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
