Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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