Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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