Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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