i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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