So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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