? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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