He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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