I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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