I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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