I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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